May 21 2009

Ellen’s Commencement Speech at Tulane Unversity

I am a CAT LOVER! - http://t.co/af08T6vS # 2012/01/21
You are MY bitch. Meow - http://t.co/RNYRF3z9 # 2012/01/21
Bachmann Vs. Sugarbaker - http://t.co/bsofkLhC via # 2012/01/21
1-800-FATBOYZ - http://t.co/OQVGQBWc # 2012/01/05
More Kelly Coming Soon! - http://t.co/iLfyidLU # 2012/01/05
Shit Southern Gay Say - http://t.co/grPbFnMw # 2012/01/04
iSlap - http://t.co/aWGUhkrA # 2012/01/04
Whoopi's Emergency - http://t.co/CHPlnoZJ # 2012/01/04
"NEWT GINGRICH" — a Bad Lip Reading Soundbite - http://t.co/Xw0s0Ab5 # 2012/01/04
The Bachmanns Wish You Merry Christmas - http://t.co/CCTkJCKU # 2012/01/04

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