A Twi-tard’s exclusive “New Moon” interview

“I <3 Boys Who Sparkle?" No. “I heart boys who get hired to act like boys who turn into wolves.” Team Jacob! But only be cause the actor, Taylor Lautner, is hot as hell!

I CAN’T EVEN HEAR ANYTHING! OMG!!!

Good lord that looks fun! Here’s the content from the site pimping this new summer show on the CN:

Watch this kid freak out as he tries to answer trivia questions while riding a roller coaster. Check out this exclusive clip from BrainRush, a new game show on Cartoon Network premiering Saturday, June 20th @ 8pm.

Listen up sinners!

For those of you who slept your way through Sunday School and Confirmation Classes, you probably missed all the real important parts about Biblical marriage, aka opposite marriage. Take note lesbos and faggy poo pushers.

I’m sure she uses her finger for other things too…

VenetianPrincess is truly a blessing to YouTube. Her parodies are fantastic, like the one about Babysittin’ for Octomom. However, this new Lady Gaga Poker Face parody is probably something that most people will actually think Lady Gaga did herself. So, if someone doesn’t know it’s a parody, is it successful? Hmmm, deep… Thoughts?

Plastic Skankergy with Jessica, Hunter, and Spratt Jr.

Why is Stephanie Pratt, sister of the flesh-color bearded duche Spencer Pratt, (thanks Soup) showing up all over the damn place? Even in these totes redic clip-ardations of Jessica and Hunter? The worst part is that I actually kinda like-skies that bedazzeled, skank-rageous twat-bag. Bye-sies!

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