Nascar be damned. THIS is racing!

Totally WTF?!? : Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

Have you had this dream before? I swear, it’s a weekly occurrence for me. This, and the one where I’m BFFs with Sarah McLachlan. I’m not quite sure which one is more fulfilling?

Massage your (do not not say pussy, do not say pussy)… cat

Take some lessons all you cat ladies and gays.

Esto Es muy importante por tu gato. Y tu coño, por supuesto. Duh.

Never trust a fart

So true. Sooooo true.

Check out what the following video is parodying, click here.

J.K.’s Morning Show

Still loving Craig Ferguson’s J.K. Rowling and Jeffrey Tambor’s Stephenie Meyer. Boy does Ms. Meyer’s writing suck. Anyway, more fart jokes. But lucrative ones :)

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