Sep 23 2009

Ahhh WOOOOO!!!

Shakira’s She Wolf song is infectious, like herpies. Here are a few reasons why I hate it soooo much:

  1. Unlike herpies, I can’t take a pill to keep it from getting stuck in my head.
  2. Her voice sounds like she has a gob of cum stuck on her vocal cords when she sings in English. For some reason, the Spanish version of this song is much less offensive to my ears.
  3. Part of the video looks like it was shot with a colonoscopy camera and it makes my butt twitch thinking about Shakira jerking around in my asshole.

But THIS is much better. Putting a twink in some cute undies and locking him in a cage will usually change my perspective on things.

Here’s the original, if you dare…. Ahhh WOOOOOO!!!

By Concerned Citizen • Funny Schtuff, Toe-tappers • 0 • Tags: , , , , , ,