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I’ve been watching Buck for a while now and I absolutely love him! Subscribe to him HERE. I watch every episode, even the reality show recaps of reality shows I don’t watch, because his commentary is just so bucking redunculous. I decided to post the following episode basically because it’s just so random and the last minute is complete gold :) What the BUCK!

Gay Shame Parade

My friend Troy passed this on to me today and I just couldn’t help but post about it. Mainly because it completely reminded me of the first Des Moines Pride Parade I went to after only being exposed to Chicago’s Pride up until that point. Now I don’t want to sound like Des Moines has no “pride” because it certainly does. However, there’s a certain kind of small town, fish-out-of-water sorta thing going on. And I’m not taking about the lesbian vespa brigade representing Iowa’s proud Dykes on Bikes, which we affectionly coined “Cooters on Scooters.”


Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

The Onion

Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

GRAND PLAINS, NE—A family deals with the anguish of realizing their son is a sinner in one of this year’s most popular floats.


And here are two photos from this year’s Pride Parades in Des Moines and Chicago that may help explain why this article made me chuckle so much. Check out my Flickr for many, many more!


Des Moines Pride 2007


Chicago Pride 2007

Mud butt

mud butt

I stumbled across this on Lady Bunny’s blog and couldn’t help but making a few comments on this “brilliant” ad campaign.
First off, I adore the Lady Bunny and you should too.

Secondly, the creative director for this ad should be shot.  I mean, come the fuck on.  Who the hell couldn’t see this coming?

Finally, a good cure for mud butt is bowl of granola and a class of cranberry juice.  And just in case, a pack Cottonelle Flushable Moist Wipes found in toilet paper aisle in most supermarkets.  But for the big messes like this, a hose.

As a footnote, here’s a pic of me and Lady Bunny from last year’s Des Moines Pride.  The Saddle, a local trolling hole, splurged and brought her an evening.  There are some great queens in this town but for one night, we were treated to royalty :)

me and bunny

And by her DVD, Rated X (for x-tra retarded).

Helen Thomas and “President Bush”

I saw this posted on Sticky Buffalo and I couldn’t help but think that this is the perfect “First Post” for MOST SMARTEST!

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