Thanks to the delectable Lady Bunny’s blog, I found this homo-rific gem!

You’ve seen the YouTube hit “Shit Girls Say” and Jeffery Self’s “Shit Gay Guys Say.”

I thought I could capitalize on their success, I mean I thought I could add value to the discussion. We gays of the south endure a good bit in order to survive in the bible belt. So, I thought we deserved our own video about the shit we say.

Even though Christmas is over, it’s great to know that everyone’s favorite het-ro-sexual couple is still going strong, and groing!!!

Saw this come through Facebook from Pleated-Jeans. I could really use one of these!

From LNightFan1: Guys, are you having trouble down there on your jogs? Slip on a jog strap and kiss those troubles goodbye!

From PistolShrimps: When adult actor “Lord Blackwood” suddenly starts killing people, Sherlock Holmes has to stop him before it’s too late. This video may be inappropriate for children younger than 13.

From Comedy Central: Daniel hires a pleasure coach to give his writers sensual massages.

It’s a great start to the week when my beautiful sister sends me links like this!

CAUTION: Crude humor below.

From TheLadybunny7: I like offensive humor and I’m sure this will offend some. I may even be called anti-semitic. But organized religion bashes gay people every damn day, so I’m really not too concerned with their feelings. From the horrific widespread child abuse by priests in the Catholic church to the bizarre practice of forcing your women to wear wigs and screwing them through a hole in a sheet, organized religions often deserve to be mocked. I have relatives who are Jehovah’s Witnesses who would rather let their own kid die rather than share their blood with them via a “sinful” transfusion. It’s all insane to me. Believe whatever you choose, but don’t deny my right to make fun of it. Besides, I feel a real kinship with women of the orthodox jewish faith: my men prefer me in wigs, too! And while they don’t use a sheet, from time to time they have put paper bags over my head.

First of all, I just want to point out that the title or Rich Perry’s official Promoted Video link is misspelled as of this moment. It reads “Rick Perry, Main of Faith.” Yikes.

Here’s a LINK to a news segment discussing the “controversy,” more like shear dumbassery, of his latest campaign ad. Shout out to my friend Troy! Then check out a few of the great parodies that have popped up on YouTube!

From liamkylesullivan: Get the DVD! Call 1-800-5! Get Straight!

From jamiekilstein: From “The Green Room with Paul Provenza”. Other guests include Kathleen Madigan, Ron White, and Lewis Black. For more go to wearecitizenradio.com