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Dec 17 2009
Put “Christ” back into your Xmas groove. Oh, and beat your girlfriend too.
I find it oddly fitting that they reused the Chris Brown song from that white people wedding video in this Nativity “reenactment.” I mean, back in those days, beating the shit out of your future wife was considered good form.
These Christians getting jiggy wit it are really starting to make me smile. And not in the “Christ-like” way they’re hoping for. If you haven’t seen the CSH rap, that’s “Christian Side Hug” for you lame, WWJD-shunning asshole, PLEASE PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS!
Dec 13 2007
Even puggys look better in a holiday sweater
This next post is for Michael in celebration of my finally locating and purchasing a holiday sweater :) And trust me, I only bought it because it goes along with an upcoming party theme. I do have taste, you know. At least I think so. Sometimes. In clothing. Mostly. Shut up.
“You’re gunna look better in your holiday sweater!” – as interpreted by the yips and snorting of these cute little pugs
Dec 12 2007
Santa’s Baby- Jackie Beat raped by Santa??!!
“He came down the chimney, then came in me…” Catchy, huh?
Dec 6 2007
You’re gunna look better in your holiday sweater :)
This one’s a bit of a time investment but it totally screams of my family xmas. I have never in my life worn a holiday sweater so maybe it’s about time to give in and don some merriment. I did have to wear a holiday tshirt when i worked for the ‘Bucks but I don’t quite think that counts.
Favorite line: “What would grandpa do? He’d wear THIS women’s sweater.” :)
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