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		<title>May does get pretty windy</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2011/05/may-does-get-pretty-windy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 20:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From DalRampSup: Dallas newscaster gets tongue-tied talking about May Fest event&#8230;.. This is one of the funniest news bloopers I&#8217;ve ever seen! And for all the folks that are stuck in the past and don&#8217;t understand how I caught it; three letters&#8230;DVR!]]></description>
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<p><small>From DalRampSup:</small> Dallas newscaster gets tongue-tied talking about May Fest event&#8230;.. This is one of the funniest news bloopers I&#8217;ve ever seen! And for all the folks that are stuck in the past and don&#8217;t understand how I caught it; three letters&#8230;DVR!</p>
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		<title>Jessica Fletcher Vs. Bat&#8230; I mean Boobgirl</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2011/02/jessica-fletcher-vs-bat-i-mean-boobgirl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 20:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From YouTube user TVsCraigFerguson: Murder She Wrote 2010: &#8220;The Cow Jumped Over the Moon&#8230;of Death&#8221; with Jeffrey Tambor&#8230;that building in the background looks awfully familiar.]]></description>
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<p><small>From YouTube user TVsCraigFerguson:</small> Murder She Wrote 2010: &#8220;The Cow Jumped Over the Moon&#8230;of Death&#8221; with Jeffrey Tambor&#8230;that building in the background looks awfully familiar.</p>
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		<title>Christmas is in the air&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2010/12/christmas-is-in-the-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 22:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;thanks to Lady Bunny&#8217;s blog.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;thanks to Lady Bunny&#8217;s blog.</p>
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		<title>Mexi &#8220;can!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2010/06/mexi-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<title>Better marriage for who?</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2010/05/better-marriage-for-who/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 19:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What says &#8220;Happy Anniversary honey&#8221; better than a fart-proof blanket? And what about a &#8220;Living In Sin Blanket?&#8221; How moral of the marketing team. Wait&#8230; how long until they make a snuggie out of this stuff? The self-dutch ovens in those things are nasty!]]></description>
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<p>Wait&#8230; how long until they make a snuggie out of this stuff? The self-dutch ovens in those things are nasty!</p>
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		<title>Work that pole girlfriend!</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2010/01/work-that-pole-girlfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<title>Let’r Rip, Lebron!</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2009/03/letr-rip-lebron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<title>And release&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2007/05/and-release/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 21:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this on Boomtacular and since it&#8217;s quick and to the point, I thought I&#8217;d post it. This reminds me of when Michael and I were taking yoga from a sweet lady named Jan, and my god was she a stretchy woman. Anyway, the sessions were in the basement of some random church in campus [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saw this on <a href="http://www.boomtacular.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Boomtacular</a> and since it&#8217;s quick and to the point, I thought I&#8217;d post it.</p>
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<p>This reminds me of when Michael and I were taking yoga from a sweet lady named Jan, and my god was she a stretchy woman.  Anyway, the sessions were in the basement of some random church in campus town organized by the YWCA.  Tons of older ladies&#8230; and then 20 year old Michael and me.  So we&#8217;re either in child&#8217;s pose or just lying on our backs, I don&#8217;t quite remember, but as we were meditating near the end, you know, breath deep and release, a lady a few mats over just ripped one solid.  Now of course, any and all effort to relax was completely lost due to the almost overwhelming task of suppressing our laughter.  Maybe it was the quiet christian atmosphere down in the bowels of the church or maybe I was drawing from my rug-sweeping Presbyterian upbringing, but some higher power helped me to control my hysteria.</p>
<p>The life lesson I ultimately learned from this experience was that sometimes the elephant in the room is as small as a tiny gust of wind and all you can do is let it waft on by.</p>
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		<title>Smart Beep &#8211; First Date</title>
		<link>http://www.mostsmartest.com/2007/04/smart-beep-first-date/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 22:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Concerned Citizen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quite an old commercial, seeing as it&#8217;s for pagers, but still a classic in my mind. And if you are still rockin&#8217; a pager, you deserve to be locked in a sealed car with this woman. &#8220;All right Janis!&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>Quite an old commercial, seeing as it&#8217;s for pagers, but still a classic in my mind.  And if you are still rockin&#8217; a pager, you deserve to be locked in a sealed car with this woman.  &#8220;All right Janis!&#8221;</p>
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