twilight

Jul 14 2010

Twilight for the Straight Guy

And butch-ish lesbians.

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Dec 30 2009

The only New Moon review you need to watch

Finally, I’m getting some enjoyment out of the damn Twilight series thanks to Buck!!! Team Charlie ;) It’s almost 13 minutes long and gives every plot point so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t watch this. Honestly, all you really need to know is a Bella is a retarded, emo, adrenaline junky who needs a big kick in the cooz. And Jacob’s f’in hot. God, why did I read (listen to) all those stupid books…

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Aug 11 2009

J.K.’s Morning Show

Still loving Craig Ferguson’s J.K. Rowling and Jeffrey Tambor’s Stephenie Meyer. Boy does Ms. Meyer’s writing suck. Anyway, more fart jokes. But lucrative ones :)

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Aug 6 2009

No, both of you shut your holes!

Yep, that’s what I thought. Greedy bitches.

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Jun 12 2009

A Twi-tard’s exclusive “New Moon” interview

“I <3 Boys Who Sparkle?" No. “I heart boys who get hired to act like boys who turn into wolves.” Team Jacob! But only be cause the actor, Taylor Lautner, is hot as hell!

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